I'm afraid I still don't understand, sir. A surprise party? Mr. Worf, I hate surprise parties. I would never do that to you. Sorry, Data. When has justice ever been as simple as a rule book? I'll alert the crew. Earl Grey tea, watercress sandwiches… and Bularian canapes? Are you up for promotion? Commander William Riker of the Starship Enterprise. Yesterday I did not know how to eat gagh. Yes, absolutely, I do indeed concur, wholeheartedly!